You wanted to be the hero, now you got to pay the price.

rlmjob:

a man threw up next to me at the gym today and said something incoherent about leg day while he ignored the vomit dripping off of his bangs

rlmjob:

a man threw up next to me at the gym today and said something incoherent about leg day while he ignored the vomit dripping off of his bangs

bahamvt:

b0yonce:

The long anticipated ‘BOOTY SHOT’. 

mine

bahamvt:

b0yonce:

The long anticipated ‘BOOTY SHOT’. 

mine

tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

tenofswords618:

givemeinternet:

This is a theater stage for a play

no thats a boss battle

caressmelouis:

when u come home from school and take ur makeup off

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snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

snazziest:

"I AINT NEED A VINE TO WHIP YA ASS"

Reblog and see if you get a color.

  • PURPLE: We near never speak, but I do enjoy your presence on my dashboard.
  • FUCHSIA: I wish I could become your best friend through the internet.
  • GREY: You leave me with jumbled words.
  • RED: I'm in love with you.
  • PINK: I have a crush on you.
  • TURQUOISE: You're hot.
  • CHARTREUSE: I sincerely wish you would notice me.
  • TEAL: We have quite a lot in common.
  • BLUE: You are my Tumblr crush.
  • ORANGE: I dislike your page.
  • YELLOW: PLEASE FUCK ME.
  • WHITE: PLEASE MARRY ME.
  • GREEN: I find you cute.
  • BLACK: I would date you.
  • BROWN: I dislike you.
  • OMG DO IT PLS

spectromagiic:

djpaige:

But srsly though

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If you ever find yourself in a Disney movie

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And someone or something starts being mysteriously surrounded by lime green

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Stay away from the thing

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Everything lime green is evil

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Just remember that.

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Everything lime green is evil.

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pygmypuffgonebonkers:

surimistick:

you-look-beautifuller:

HAVE ANY OF YOU GUYS SEEN THIS
OH MY GOD

i pressed reblog like 10 seconds into this

this never gets old